Jon Dawson: Two injured at adult-themed haunted house
Burroughs doesn’t feel responsible for the injuries suffered in her establishment.
Burroughs doesn’t feel responsible for the injuries suffered in her establishment.
With “fast food” giving way to “eventual food”, I see gas stations becoming the next hipster hangout. Couples will be dressing up and heading to their local Sheetz or Circle K for supper.
“You’ve never seen someone slim down so fast; sometimes before they even make it out of the room.
Husband injured during domestic dispute over luggage.
It was the first time I’d ever seen a ceramic plate buckle.
“Each store will feature a milking station with a Guernsey dairy cow.”
Three children were found hiding in a chimney.
“No matter how many gallons of vitamins, Botox or penguin venom you ingest, rust never sleeps.”
“There are three kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math and those who aren’t.”
“If you could reset the clock on their VCR they’d buy you a Porsche.”