George Lucas believes new series will make original Star Wars “look like a kindergarten art project”.
The man could riff like Charlie Parker, turning any situation or conversation into a mild masterpiece.
Our grandparents made it through the Great Depression, so even the most delicate and entitled among us should be able to handle a wobbly table without calling in the National Guard.
Grandma ate Cheetos with a fork.
“I poured him a Tab and we sat at the kitchen table and talked it out.”
The call to customer service was less successful than Kanye West’s Oak Ridge Boys audition.
The emergency bill is expected to be on the president’s desk by Friday.
Sources say the coach was not hiding from Tommy Amaker during Feb. 18th disappearance against Wake Forest.
Newspaper editor misspells the word “typo”.
Tax deductions set to build spare porch, tater box.