Hubert Davis to enter transfer portal, Krzyzewski eyes UNC job

“There are many schools interested in Hubert Davis right now,” said a UNC insider who asked to be referred to as ‘Roy’.

Jon Dawson: Man loses wedding ring in duck attack

“I tried to feed one of them, but it apparently mistook my arm for an after-dinner mint and went to town.”

The U.S. Military plans on dropping thousands of packs of Barbechew over the Middle East in an effort to quell unrest.

“Paulette has cool stories about beating up Clint Eastwood and working as Kanye’s crayon sorter”.

Mike Watt, Benjy Johnson, Scotty Irving and Kawabata Makoto birth a bouncing ball of beautiful noise.

Whenever a hen would stop producing eggs, he’d leave an old golf ball in its nest.

“Oh dear God.” – Jennifer Shrader/Elevator World Magazine

She’ll be finishing her four-year degree at E.C.U., majoring in bagpiping

Even though TD#2 tried to split the pavement a few times she never so much as whimpered.

“I need a new ice cream scoop,” she said with a straight face.