Jon Dawson: For all the morons who watch their phones on full blast in public
Emily Post would have a seizure just trying to make it through an appetizer.
Jon Dawson: Santa’s tariff fees leave millions stunned
“The elves unionized a few years ago.”
Jon Dawson: Top employee promoted to meaningless position
“The man was lured out of the bathroom with a Dorito-flavored vape.”
Jon Dawson: Kinston man to make WWE debut in November
“They continued selling livestock during the wrestling match.”
Video: Third of Never interviewed by David Menconi
Third of Never’s Charles Cleaver, Doug MacMillan, and Jon Dawson are interviewed by award winning author David Menconi.
Jon Dawson: Wifi equipped guns blamed for dove extinction
“The tomato resembled Luke Bryan.”
(Podcast)Bill Scheft: Return of the Truant
“A rich kid’s birthday party.”
Jon Dawson: Lost Jimi Hendrix bluegrass album to be released
“He was unable to kiss the sky, although he did get a hug from Jimmy Martin.”
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