Jon Dawson: Utility costs force man to live in dog house
Dog catches fleas from his owner.
Dog catches fleas from his owner.
This is not your parent’s slaw.
“They continued selling livestock during the wrestling match.”
“We were bobbing, weaving, and at one point shoulder-rolling through a maze of medical staff who had obviously exceeded their free-sample allotment from the drug rep’s goody bags.”
When told the news, Stephen A. Smith reportedly swallowed his own face during a taping of his Loudest Jackass podcast.
“Although I detest hooliganism, I admired her gusto.”
“I didn’t have all day, so as soon as I had a clear shot I took him down.”
“You mean the warm kind?”
“I haven’t watched an NFL game since Tom Landry wore a Kangol.”
“At some point, I figured people would wake up and stop buying my terrible, terrible music, and I was just preparing for that day.”