Jon Dawson: Kinston man to make WWE debut in November
“They continued selling livestock during the wrestling match.”
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Jon Dawson: Wifi equipped guns blamed for dove extinction
“The tomato resembled Luke Bryan.”
(Podcast)Bill Scheft: Return of the Truant
“A rich kid’s birthday party.”
Jon Dawson – Colonoscopy II: Electric Boogaloo
“We were bobbing, weaving, and at one point shoulder-rolling through a maze of medical staff who had obviously exceeded their free-sample allotment from the drug rep’s goody bags.”
Jon Dawson: Chris Humphrey backs self-checkout law
Until recently I thought a lobbyist was someone who traveled from town to town hanging out in lobbies.
Jon Dawson: New grocery store to feature self-service pharmacy
Free balloons and Ritalin for the kids.
Jon Dawson: Belichick to replace Davis as UNC basketball coach
When told the news, Stephen A. Smith reportedly swallowed his own face during a taping of his Loudest Jackass podcast.
Jon Dawson: La Grange lottery customer goes on crime spree
“Although I detest hooliganism, I admired her gusto.”
Jon Dawson: Discovery of faked childhood Disney vacation disrupts Thankgiving
“Every time I see a beautiful sunset or a demolition derby, I’m reminded of them.”
Jon Dawson: When adults pretend to play football
“I haven’t watched an NFL game since Tom Landry wore a Kangol.”
