Jon Dawson: Chris Humphrey backs self-checkout law
Until recently I thought a lobbyist was someone who traveled from town to town hanging out in lobbies.
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Jon Dawson: Diddy recording holiday album in jail
“At some point, I figured people would wake up and stop buying my terrible, terrible music, and I was just preparing for that day.”
Jon Dawson: La Grange woman wins $87,000
“By midnight she’ll be crawling around the lobby looking for enough change to get a cab back to her room at the YMCA.”
Jon Dawson: Kinston officials ask Bryan Hanks to return key to the city
Some people believe potted meat should be classified as a schedule IV controlled substance.
Jon Dawson: La Grange woman to auction off 3,000 Chick-fil-A sandwiches
Burroughs’ background as a gangster’s moll taught her to always be on the lookout for crimes of opportunity.
Jon Dawson: Two injured at adult-themed haunted house
“These boys showed up thinking ‘adult’ meant they’d be chased around by zombie strippers or something,” Burroughs said on Monday.
Jon Dawson: Kinston potholes at the center of fraud allegations
“Inside the bag was a sleeping bag, flashlight, a pack of Nabs, French Army knife, a partially eaten pork chop sandwich, and an 8-track copy of Super Freak by Rick James.”
Jon Dawson: Woman blamed for UNC basketball woes has ties to Lenoir County
“Paulette has cool stories about beating up Clint Eastwood and working as Kanye’s crayon sorter”.
Paulette Burroughs issues Bryan Hanks-themed cologne
“I didn’t set out to find myself, I just kept forgetting where I lived.”
Jon Dawson: Bryan Hanks turns 67
“He may get winded brushing his teeth, but his spirit is still strong.”
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