Jon Dawson: An open letter to Lenoir County teachers
Sometimes life gets serious, and this is one of those instances.
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Jon Dawson: Kinston potholes at the center of fraud allegations
“Inside the bag was a sleeping bag, flashlight, a pack of Nabs, French Army knife, a partially eaten pork chop sandwich, and an 8-track copy of Super Freak by Rick James.”
Jon Dawson: A Tribute to Reece Gardner
“I’m calling to ask if you’d like to appear on my television show next Tuesday.”
Jon Dawson: Tax Deductions, new drawers, and golf ball omelets
Whenever a hen would stop producing eggs, he’d leave an old golf ball in its nest.
Jon Dawson: Is Juicy Fruit an appropriate Christmas gift?
“I need a new ice cream scoop,” she said with a straight face.
Jon Dawson: Former NBA star offers Black Friday clinic in La Grange
Morgan’s career cut short by buffet injury.
Jonathan Massey: On the verge of being a daddy
Guest columnist Jonathan Massey inches towards fatherhood.
Lenoir County dog to be featured on new show
By Jon Dawson The Bucklesberry Gazette in association with Jon Dawson and his Tax Deductions are proud to announce their first television project, “Will Lucille Eat It?” “It’s a simple idea,” said Tax Deducion #1. “Food will be presented to our dog Lucille to see if she’ll eat it. We’re pretty sure she’s part goat, […]
Jon Dawson: Lovely woman marries geek of a man
They all said it would never happen, but against all odds the unthinkable has occurred. No, I’m not talking about the return of the McRib, but rather the impending marriage of my friend Correai Moore. To those of you who’ve checked this space for my goofdom from the beginning, you may remember Correai as the […]
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