Jon Dawson: Discovery of faked childhood Disney vacation disrupts Thankgiving
“Every time I see a beautiful sunset or a demolition derby, I’m reminded of them.”
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Jon Dawson: When adults pretend to play football
“I haven’t watched an NFL game since Tom Landry wore a Kangol.”
Jon Dawson: A dream wedding for just pennies
If my pending patent for no-stick lip balm comes through, I may have enough dough to spring for a few pizzas.
Jon Dawson: La Grange weed business flourishes
“A cow is just a goat with more stomachs.”
Jon Dawson: Stop telling people who you vote for
The frogs only appear when dried butter beans are on the table.
Jon Dawson: La Grange woman to auction off 3,000 Chick-fil-A sandwiches
Burroughs’ background as a gangster’s moll taught her to always be on the lookout for crimes of opportunity.
Jon Dawson: Bryan Hanks wedding marred by Katt Williams allegations
Katt Williams accusation taints an otherwise controversial wedding.
Jon Dawson: A Juicy Fruit Christmas
The Wife’s Christmas stocking might end up being filled with the after-dinner mints that have been in my sports jacket since the last time we went out to dinner during the Carter administration.
Bryan Hanks to reunite with former boy band, release Christmas album
“I assume he’s shoring up his alimony reserves.”
Jon Dawson: Dogs are now allowed in grocery stores
A poodle is probably lurking in your local grocery store, just waiting to start a family with a bag of oranges.
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