Whenever a hen would stop producing eggs, he’d leave an old golf ball in its nest.
“I need a new ice cream scoop,” she said with a straight face.
Morgan’s career cut short by buffet injury.
Guest columnist Jonathan Massey inches towards fatherhood.
By Jon Dawson The Bucklesberry Gazette in association with Jon Dawson and his Tax Deductions are proud to announce their first television project, “Will Lucille Eat It?” “It’s a simple idea,” said Tax Deducion #1. “Food will be presented to our dog Lucille to see if she’ll eat it. We’re pretty sure she’s part goat, […]
They all said it would never happen, but against all odds the unthinkable has occurred. No, I’m not talking about the return of the McRib, but rather the impending marriage of my friend Correai Moore. To those of you who’ve checked this space for my goofdom from the beginning, you may remember Correai as the […]
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