Bryan Hanks to reunite with former boy band, release Christmas album
“I assume he’s shoring up his alimony reserves.”
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Jon Dawson: Dogs are now allowed in grocery stores
A poodle is probably lurking in your local grocery store, just waiting to start a family with a bag of oranges.
Jon Dawson: Stop leaving the house in your pajamas
“The scratching sound generated by people not picking up their feet confuses the birds and interrupts their migration.”
Jon Dawson: Two injured at adult-themed haunted house
“These boys showed up thinking ‘adult’ meant they’d be chased around by zombie strippers or something,” Burroughs said on Monday.
Jon Dawson: An open letter to Lenoir County teachers
Sometimes life gets serious, and this is one of those instances.
Jon Dawson: Kinston potholes at the center of fraud allegations
“Inside the bag was a sleeping bag, flashlight, a pack of Nabs, French Army knife, a partially eaten pork chop sandwich, and an 8-track copy of Super Freak by Rick James.”
Jon Dawson: A Tribute to Reece Gardner
“I’m calling to ask if you’d like to appear on my television show next Tuesday.”
Jon Dawson: Tax Deductions, new drawers, and golf ball omelets
Whenever a hen would stop producing eggs, he’d leave an old golf ball in its nest.
Jon Dawson: Is Juicy Fruit an appropriate Christmas gift?
“I need a new ice cream scoop,” she said with a straight face.
Jon Dawson: Former NBA star offers Black Friday clinic in La Grange
Morgan’s career cut short by buffet injury.
