Jon Dawson: My interview with ‘American Gangster’ Frank Lucas
“That’s something I can’t talk about,” he said, a phrase that unsurprisingly would come up many times during our conversation.
Jon Dawson: La Grange woman wins $87,000
“By midnight she’ll be crawling around the lobby looking for enough change to get a cab back to her room at the YMCA.”
Jon Dawson: How screaming idiots at graduations can solve the pothole problem
Every 30 seconds some cement-headed waste of space yelled out as if they were playing bingo at a Metallica concert.
Jon Dawson: Kinston officials ask Bryan Hanks to return key to the city
Some people believe potted meat should be classified as a schedule IV controlled substance.
Jon Dawson: Sun tan lotion proven to attract sharks
The humidity was so high I saw two fire hydrants fighting over a dog.
Jon Dawson: Emotional support animal killed at local restaurant
“All of a sudden I noticed that the yips and barks had grown disturbingly faint.”
Jon Dawson: Alleged theft takes place during funeral
It’s been said that tragedy brings out the best in people, but not necessarily the best people.
Jon Dawson: Bryan Hanks and Jonathan Massey at the movies
After verifying that all of my inoculations were in fact up to date, I agreed to go to the movie with Hanks and Massey.
Jon Dawson: La Grange weed business flourishes
“A cow is just a goat with more stomachs.”
Jon Dawson: Stop telling people who you vote for
The frogs only appear when dried butter beans are on the table.
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