Jon Dawson: How screaming idiots at graduations can solve the pothole problem

Every 30 seconds some cement-headed waste of space yelled out as if they were playing bingo at a Metallica concert.

Jon Dawson: Kinston officials ask Bryan Hanks to return key to the city

Some people believe potted meat should be classified as a schedule IV controlled substance.

The humidity was so high I saw two fire hydrants fighting over a dog.

“All of a sudden I noticed that the yips and barks had grown disturbingly faint.”

It’s been said that tragedy brings out the best in people, but not necessarily the best people.

After verifying that all of my inoculations were in fact up to date, I agreed to go to the movie with Hanks and Massey.

“A cow is just a goat with more stomachs.”

The frogs only appear when dried butter beans are on the table.

Burroughs’ background as a gangster’s moll taught her to always be on the lookout for crimes of opportunity.

Katt Williams accusation taints an otherwise controversial wedding.