Jon Dawson: Lost Jimi Hendrix bluegrass album to be released
“He was unable to kiss the sky, although he did get a hug from Jimmy Martin.”
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Jon Dawson – Colonoscopy II: Electric Boogaloo
“We were bobbing, weaving, and at one point shoulder-rolling through a maze of medical staff who had obviously exceeded their free-sample allotment from the drug rep’s goody bags.”
Jon Dawson: Belichick to replace Davis as UNC basketball coach
When told the news, Stephen A. Smith reportedly swallowed his own face during a taping of his Loudest Jackass podcast.
Jon Dawson: Missing Kinston man found at Neuseway Nature Center
“I didn’t have all day, so as soon as I had a clear shot I took him down.”
Jon Dawson: Carbonated cats at Christmas
“You mean the warm kind?”
Jon Dawson: Discovery of faked childhood Disney vacation disrupts Thankgiving
“Every time I see a beautiful sunset or a demolition derby, I’m reminded of them.”
Jon Dawson: When adults pretend to play football
“I haven’t watched an NFL game since Tom Landry wore a Kangol.”
Jon Dawson: Diddy recording holiday album in jail
“At some point, I figured people would wake up and stop buying my terrible, terrible music, and I was just preparing for that day.”
Jon Dawson: A dream wedding for just pennies
If my pending patent for no-stick lip balm comes through, I may have enough dough to spring for a few pizzas.
Jon Dawson and Bryan Hanks announce presidential run
“I’m tired of my friends ending up in the emergency room with their lips stapled together.”
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