Jon Dawson: Utility costs force man to live in dog house
Dog catches fleas from his owner.
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Jon Dawson: King’s offering snow cream/slaw hybrid for limited time
This is not your parent’s slaw.
Jon Dawson: For all the morons who watch their phones on full blast in public
Emily Post would have a seizure just trying to make it through an appetizer.
Jon Dawson: Santa’s tariff fees leave millions stunned
“The elves unionized a few years ago.”
Jon Dawson: Top employee promoted to meaningless position
“The man was lured out of the bathroom with a Dorito-flavored vape.”
Jon Dawson: Wifi equipped guns blamed for dove extinction
“The tomato resembled Luke Bryan.”
(Podcast)Bill Scheft: Return of the Truant
“A rich kid’s birthday party.”
Jon Dawson: Lost Jimi Hendrix bluegrass album to be released
“He was unable to kiss the sky, although he did get a hug from Jimmy Martin.”
Jon Dawson – Colonoscopy II: Electric Boogaloo
“We were bobbing, weaving, and at one point shoulder-rolling through a maze of medical staff who had obviously exceeded their free-sample allotment from the drug rep’s goody bags.”
Jon Dawson: Belichick to replace Davis as UNC basketball coach
When told the news, Stephen A. Smith reportedly swallowed his own face during a taping of his Loudest Jackass podcast.
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