Jon Dawson: Carbonated cats at Christmas
“You mean the warm kind?”
Tag: christmas
Jon Dawson: A Juicy Fruit Christmas
The Wife’s Christmas stocking might end up being filled with the after-dinner mints that have been in my sports jacket since the last time we went out to dinner during the Carter administration.
Jon Dawson: Tax Deductions, new drawers, and golf ball omelets
Whenever a hen would stop producing eggs, he’d leave an old golf ball in its nest.
Group wants Christmas, Thanksgiving, and Halloween to become one holiday
“I haven’t been so mad since NBC canceled the Mandrell sisters back in ’82.”
UPS driver found living in La Grange woods
Tax Deductions find gluten-free Ice cream scoop.
The Bucklesberry Gazette 