Jon Dawson: Stop leaving the house in your pajamas
“The scratching sound generated by people not picking up their feet confuses the birds and interrupts their migration.”
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Jon Dawson: Two injured at adult-themed haunted house
“These boys showed up thinking ‘adult’ meant they’d be chased around by zombie strippers or something,” Burroughs said on Monday.
Jon Dawson: An open letter to Lenoir County teachers
Sometimes life gets serious, and this is one of those instances.
Jon Dawson: Vernon Park Mall to become nation’s largest truck stop
“We’re not going to have any Lot Lizards roaming around out here.”
Jon Dawson: Local community to give out collards for Halloween
Both of our Tax Deductions have aged out of Halloween, but my friend and radio colleague Bryan Hanks still loves to dress up like Blanche from the Golden Girls and ask strangers for candy, be it Halloween or any random Thursday.
Jon Dawson: Two injured at adult-themed haunted house
Burroughs doesn’t feel responsible for the injuries suffered in her establishment.
Jon Dawson: Doctor’s office located in funeral home faces opposition
“You’ve never seen someone slim down so fast; sometimes before they even make it out of the room.
Jon Dawson: For everyone who saves plastic shopping bags
Husband injured during domestic dispute over luggage.
Jon Dawson: New grocery store features self-serve pharmacy
“Each store will feature a milking station with a Guernsey dairy cow.”
Jon Dawson: Two injured during doctor’s visit
Three children were found hiding in a chimney.
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