With “fast food” giving way to “eventual food”, I see gas stations becoming the next hipster hangout. Couples will be dressing up and heading to their local Sheetz or Circle K for supper.
“You’ve never seen someone slim down so fast; sometimes before they even make it out of the room.
Husband injured during domestic dispute over luggage.
It was the first time I’d ever seen a ceramic plate buckle.
“Each store will feature a milking station with a Guernsey dairy cow.”
Three children were found hiding in a chimney.
“No matter how many gallons of vitamins, Botox or penguin venom you ingest, rust never sleeps.”
“There are three kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math and those who aren’t.”
“If you could reset the clock on their VCR they’d buy you a Porsche.”
“For the record, I have always been pro-cornbread.”