Passailaigue named Person of the Year by Office Equipment Illustrated.
Morgan’s career cut short by buffet injury.
Customer wrote his last will and testament in lipstick on the perfume counter.
An addiction to lighter fluid brought Burroughs back home.
Veteran entertainer Charo credited/blamed for saving man’s life.
Emotional support condiments optional.
Search for $3 pacifier leads to $4000 in damages.
Guest columnist Jonathan Massey inches towards fatherhood.
Dog’s owner held Milkbone vigil every day she was missing.
Massey is currently living off of baby food.