Even though TD#2 tried to split the pavement a few times she never so much as whimpered.
“I didn’t set out to find myself, I just kept forgetting where I lived.”
“I haven’t been so mad since NBC canceled the Mandrell sisters back in ’82.”
Both of our Tax Deductions have aged out of Halloween, but my friend and radio colleague Bryan Hanks still loves to dress up like Blanche from the Golden Girls and ask strangers for candy, be it Halloween or any random Thursday.
With “fast food” giving way to “eventual food”, I see gas stations becoming the next hipster hangout. Couples will be dressing up and heading to their local Sheetz or Circle K for supper.
“I’ve already had the likeness of Bryan Hanks tattooed on the bellies of my four dogs, which makes sense because the dogs and Hanks both like having their tummies scratched.”
“I have it narrowed down to you and seven other guys.”
Newspaper editor misspells the word “typo”.
It almost worked.
“He may get winded brushing his teeth, but his spirit is still strong.”