Skip to content

The Bucklesberry Gazette

Home of Jon Dawson's humor columns, album reviews and podcasts

Tag: jonathan massey

Written by Jon DawsonDecember 20, 2022December 20, 2022

Jon Dawson: Ghosts of Christmas past with Tax Deductions 1 & 2

Even though TD#2 tried to split the pavement a few times she never so much as whimpered.

Written by Jon DawsonNovember 25, 2022November 25, 2022

Paulette Burroughs issues Bryan Hanks-themed cologne

“I didn’t set out to find myself, I just kept forgetting where I lived.”

Written by Jon DawsonNovember 13, 2022November 13, 2022

Group wants Christmas, Thanksgiving, and Halloween to become one holiday

“I haven’t been so mad since NBC canceled the Mandrell sisters back in ’82.”

Written by Jon DawsonOctober 26, 2022

Jon Dawson: Local community to give out collards for Halloween

Both of our Tax Deductions have aged out of Halloween, but my friend and radio colleague Bryan Hanks still loves to dress up like Blanche from the Golden Girls and ask strangers for candy, be it Halloween or any random Thursday.

Written by Jon DawsonOctober 2, 2022

Jon Dawson: Guy Fieri to film at local gas station

With “fast food” giving way to “eventual food”, I see gas stations becoming the next hipster hangout. Couples will be dressing up and heading to their local Sheetz or Circle K for supper.

Written by Jon DawsonJune 5, 2022July 13, 2022

Jon Dawson: Tattoo parlor for pets opens in Kinston

“I’ve already had the likeness of Bryan Hanks tattooed on the bellies of my four dogs, which makes sense because the dogs and Hanks both like having their tummies scratched.”

Written by Jon DawsonMay 26, 2022

Jon Dawson: Local teen recovering after chair attack

“I have it narrowed down to you and seven other guys.”

Written by Jon DawsonMarch 7, 2022

Jon Dawson: Drug dogs search newspaper staff

Newspaper editor misspells the word “typo”.

Written by Jon DawsonJanuary 31, 2022January 31, 2022

Hot grits for frozen pipes

It almost worked.

Written by Jon DawsonJanuary 11, 2022

Jon Dawson: Bryan Hanks turns 67

“He may get winded brushing his teeth, but his spirit is still strong.”

Posts navigation

Older posts
Website Powered by WordPress.com.
The Bucklesberry Gazette
Website Powered by WordPress.com.
  • Follow Following
    • The Bucklesberry Gazette
    • Join 39 other followers
    • Already have a WordPress.com account? Log in now.
    • The Bucklesberry Gazette
    • Customize
    • Follow Following
    • Sign up
    • Log in
    • Report this content
    • View site in Reader
    • Manage subscriptions
    • Collapse this bar
 

Loading Comments...