Jon Dawson: Ghosts of Christmas past with Tax Deductions 1 & 2
Even though TD#2 tried to split the pavement a few times she never so much as whimpered.
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Paulette Burroughs issues Bryan Hanks-themed cologne
“I didn’t set out to find myself, I just kept forgetting where I lived.”
Group wants Christmas, Thanksgiving, and Halloween to become one holiday
“I haven’t been so mad since NBC canceled the Mandrell sisters back in ’82.”
Jon Dawson: Local community to give out collards for Halloween
Both of our Tax Deductions have aged out of Halloween, but my friend and radio colleague Bryan Hanks still loves to dress up like Blanche from the Golden Girls and ask strangers for candy, be it Halloween or any random Thursday.
Jon Dawson: Guy Fieri to film at local gas station
With “fast food” giving way to “eventual food”, I see gas stations becoming the next hipster hangout. Couples will be dressing up and heading to their local Sheetz or Circle K for supper.
Jon Dawson: Tattoo parlor for pets opens in Kinston
“I’ve already had the likeness of Bryan Hanks tattooed on the bellies of my four dogs, which makes sense because the dogs and Hanks both like having their tummies scratched.”
Jon Dawson: Local teen recovering after chair attack
“I have it narrowed down to you and seven other guys.”
Jon Dawson: Drug dogs search newspaper staff
Newspaper editor misspells the word “typo”.
Hot grits for frozen pipes
It almost worked.
Jon Dawson: Bryan Hanks turns 67
“He may get winded brushing his teeth, but his spirit is still strong.”
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