An addiction to lighter fluid brought Burroughs back home.
Veteran entertainer Charo credited/blamed for saving man’s life.
Emotional support condiments optional.
Search for $3 pacifier leads to $4000 in damages.
Guest columnist Jonathan Massey inches towards fatherhood.
Dog’s owner held Milkbone vigil every day she was missing.
Massey is currently living off of baby food.
By Jon Dawson It had been a long day for Jonathan Massey, 32, of Hookerton. A report he’d been working on for a week was deleted by his computer during its 37th update of the week. His dog chewed up all of his Slim Whitman albums, and he found out the entertainment at this year’s office […]
Last Saturday The Wife and I attended a gender-reveal party in Hookerton, although Google Maps interpreted “Hugo Road” as “Hugo Church Road” and we nearly ended up in Ontario. In case you don’t know, Jonathan Massey and I are contributors to the Bryan Hanks Radio Show (see the ad below). Regular listeners to the program […]
Chris Lavender, Jonathan Massey, Bryan Hanks and Darrell Hanks. / Photo by Ted Turner Last Thursday four men piled into a rental car and set out for the great unknown. The men — radio host Bryan Hanks, his brother Darrell Hanks, newspaper journalist Chris Lavender and the only North Carolinian to ever fail an emissions […]