Both of our Tax Deductions have aged out of Halloween, but my friend and radio colleague Bryan Hanks still loves to dress up like Blanche from the Golden Girls and ask strangers for candy, be it Halloween or any random Thursday.
Burroughs doesn’t feel responsible for the injuries suffered in her establishment.
“You’ve never seen someone slim down so fast; sometimes before they even make it out of the room.
Husband injured during domestic dispute over luggage.
“Each store will feature a milking station with a Guernsey dairy cow.”
Three children were found hiding in a chimney.
“No matter how many gallons of vitamins, Botox or penguin venom you ingest, rust never sleeps.”
“There are three kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math and those who aren’t.”
“For the record, I have always been pro-cornbread.”
Our grandparents made it through the Great Depression, so even the most delicate and entitled among us should be able to handle a wobbly table without calling in the National Guard.