Both of our Tax Deductions have aged out of Halloween, but my friend and radio colleague Bryan Hanks still loves to dress up like Blanche from the Golden Girls and ask strangers for candy, be it Halloween or any random Thursday.
“No matter how many gallons of vitamins, Botox or penguin venom you ingest, rust never sleeps.”
It almost worked.
Each pillow serves six.
Customer wrote his last will and testament in lipstick on the perfume counter.
Emotional support condiments optional.
Man who lost sheet of tobacco vanished without a trace
The Nestle ice cream bar incident led to a three-month stay in juvie.
Fried chicken from outer space never tasted so good.
Dog vs. vegetable
