Jon Dawson is officially old
“No matter how many gallons of vitamins, Botox or penguin venom you ingest, rust never sleeps.”
Tag: td#2
Hot grits for frozen pipes
It almost worked.
King’s hushpuppy pillows set sales records
Each pillow serves six.
Jon Dawson: How do stores exist without employees?
Customer wrote his last will and testament in lipstick on the perfume counter.
Jon Dawson: Halloween costume fire extinguished with collards
Emotional support condiments optional.
Jon Dawson: Reboot of hit 1970s show being filmed in Bucklesberry
Man who lost sheet of tobacco vanished without a trace
The Tax Deductions go back to school
The Nestle ice cream bar incident led to a three-month stay in juvie.
Jon Dawson: A love letter to K&W Cafeterias
Fried chicken from outer space never tasted so good.
Will Lucille Eat It? Episode 003 – Broccoli
Dog vs. vegetable
Jon Dawson: Tax Deduction #2 turns 11
Last week our beloved Tax Deduction #2 turned 11, but if you knew her it’d be tough to tell. Why? Because she doesn’t need something as trivial as a birthday to give her reason to wear a party hat. TD#2 is an entertainer first and foremost. Every activity she takes part in – no matter […]
