Jon Dawson: Kevin Costner visits La Grange community

Costner shares a birthday with La Grange-based writer.

Jon Dawson: Cologne mishap injures three

“The third guy at our table was lucky enough to have a sinus infection.”

“I tried to tell grandma collard plants shouldn’t be 12ft tall.”

Does anyone here long for the good old days when no one really knew anything about anyone else?

“There are many schools interested in Hubert Davis right now,” said a UNC insider who asked to be referred to as ‘Roy’.

“I tried to feed one of them, but it apparently mistook my arm for an after-dinner mint and went to town.”

The U.S. Military plans on dropping thousands of packs of Barbechew over the Middle East in an effort to quell unrest.

“Paulette has cool stories about beating up Clint Eastwood and working as Kanye’s crayon sorter”.

Whenever a hen would stop producing eggs, he’d leave an old golf ball in its nest.

“Oh dear God.” – Jennifer Shrader/Elevator World Magazine