Jon Dawson: Guy Fieri to film at local gas station
With “fast food” giving way to “eventual food”, I see gas stations becoming the next hipster hangout. Couples will be dressing up and heading to their local Sheetz or Circle K for supper.
Category: humour
Jon Dawson: Doctor’s office located in funeral home faces opposition
“You’ve never seen someone slim down so fast; sometimes before they even make it out of the room.
Jon Dawson: For everyone who saves plastic shopping bags
Husband injured during domestic dispute over luggage.
Jon Dawson: Remembering the Beef Barn in Kinston
It was the first time I’d ever seen a ceramic plate buckle.
Jon Dawson: New grocery store features self-serve pharmacy
“Each store will feature a milking station with a Guernsey dairy cow.”
Jon Dawson: Two injured during doctor’s visit
Three children were found hiding in a chimney.
Jon Dawson is officially old
“No matter how many gallons of vitamins, Botox or penguin venom you ingest, rust never sleeps.”
Jon Dawson: Recycled floss company opens in Lenoir County
“There are three kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math and those who aren’t.”
Jon Dawson: Missing Watergate tapes found at Kinston yard sale
“If you could reset the clock on their VCR they’d buy you a Porsche.”
Jon Dawson: Kinston couple lifts veil on unconventional marriage
“For the record, I have always been pro-cornbread.”
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