Jon Dawson – Colonoscopy II: Electric Boogaloo
“We were bobbing, weaving, and at one point shoulder-rolling through a maze of medical staff who had obviously exceeded their free-sample allotment from the drug rep’s goody bags.”
Category: humour
Jon Dawson: Chris Humphrey backs self-checkout law
Until recently I thought a lobbyist was someone who traveled from town to town hanging out in lobbies.
Jon Dawson: New grocery store to feature self-service pharmacy
Free balloons and Ritalin for the kids.
Jon Dawson: Belichick to replace Davis as UNC basketball coach
When told the news, Stephen A. Smith reportedly swallowed his own face during a taping of his Loudest Jackass podcast.
Jon Dawson: Carbonated cats at Christmas
“You mean the warm kind?”
Jon Dawson: Diddy recording holiday album in jail
“At some point, I figured people would wake up and stop buying my terrible, terrible music, and I was just preparing for that day.”
Jon Dawson: A dream wedding for just pennies
If my pending patent for no-stick lip balm comes through, I may have enough dough to spring for a few pizzas.
Jon Dawson and Bryan Hanks announce presidential run
“I’m tired of my friends ending up in the emergency room with their lips stapled together.”
Jon Dawson: Strait releases song about Kinston potholes
One second everybody in the band was asleep in their bunks, the next they were shoulder-rolling down Vernon Avenue.
Jon Dawson: My interview with ‘American Gangster’ Frank Lucas
“That’s something I can’t talk about,” he said, a phrase that unsurprisingly would come up many times during our conversation.
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