Jon Dawson: Bryan Hanks and Jonathan Massey at the movies

After verifying that all of my inoculations were in fact up to date, I agreed to go to the movie with Hanks and Massey.

Jon Dawson: Vernon Park Mall to become nation’s largest truck stop

“We’re not going to have any Lot Lizards roaming around out here.”

“I couldn’t figure out why two people who don’t work at night needed so many blackout curtains.”

Does anyone here long for the good old days when no one really knew anything about anyone else?

Whenever a hen would stop producing eggs, he’d leave an old golf ball in its nest.

Even though TD#2 tried to split the pavement a few times she never so much as whimpered.

“I have it narrowed down to you and seven other guys.”

Grandma ate Cheetos with a fork.