Both of our Tax Deductions have aged out of Halloween, but my friend and radio colleague Bryan Hanks still loves to dress up like Blanche from the Golden Girls and ask strangers for candy, be it Halloween or any random Thursday.
With “fast food” giving way to “eventual food”, I see gas stations becoming the next hipster hangout. Couples will be dressing up and heading to their local Sheetz or Circle K for supper.
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“There are three kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math and those who aren’t.”
“If you could reset the clock on their VCR they’d buy you a Porsche.”
“I’ve already had the likeness of Bryan Hanks tattooed on the bellies of my four dogs, which makes sense because the dogs and Hanks both like having their tummies scratched.”
It almost worked.
“He may get winded brushing his teeth, but his spirit is still strong.”
Each pillow serves six.
Brian North’s Aqua Velveeta is a holiday favorite.
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