Jon Dawson: Two injured during doctor’s visit
Three children were found hiding in a chimney.
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Jon Dawson is officially old
“No matter how many gallons of vitamins, Botox or penguin venom you ingest, rust never sleeps.”
Jon Dawson: Recycled floss company opens in Lenoir County
“There are three kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math and those who aren’t.”
Jon Dawson: Missing Watergate tapes found at Kinston yard sale
“If you could reset the clock on their VCR they’d buy you a Porsche.”
Jon Dawson: Kinston couple lifts veil on unconventional marriage
“For the record, I have always been pro-cornbread.”
Jon Dawson: Tattoo parlor for pets opens in Kinston
“I’ve already had the likeness of Bryan Hanks tattooed on the bellies of my four dogs, which makes sense because the dogs and Hanks both like having their tummies scratched.”
Jon Dawson: Local teen recovering after chair attack
“I have it narrowed down to you and seven other guys.”
Jon Dawson: Adults are the real children in restaurants
Our grandparents made it through the Great Depression, so even the most delicate and entitled among us should be able to handle a wobbly table without calling in the National Guard.
Jon Dawson: The Hat Man of Vernon Park Mall
Grandma ate Cheetos with a fork.
Jon Dawson: La Grange legend to counsel Will Smith
“I poured him a Tab and we sat at the kitchen table and talked it out.”
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