Jon Dawson: Emotional support animal killed at local restaurant
“All of a sudden I noticed that the yips and barks had grown disturbingly faint.”
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Jon Dawson: Alleged theft takes place during funeral
It’s been said that tragedy brings out the best in people, but not necessarily the best people.
Jon Dawson: Bryan Hanks and Jonathan Massey at the movies
After verifying that all of my inoculations were in fact up to date, I agreed to go to the movie with Hanks and Massey.
Jon Dawson: La Grange woman to auction off 3,000 Chick-fil-A sandwiches
Burroughs’ background as a gangster’s moll taught her to always be on the lookout for crimes of opportunity.
Jon Dawson: Bryan Hanks wedding marred by Katt Williams allegations
Katt Williams accusation taints an otherwise controversial wedding.
Jon Dawson: A Juicy Fruit Christmas
The Wife’s Christmas stocking might end up being filled with the after-dinner mints that have been in my sports jacket since the last time we went out to dinner during the Carter administration.
Bryan Hanks to reunite with former boy band, release Christmas album
“I assume he’s shoring up his alimony reserves.”
Jon Dawson: Dogs are now allowed in grocery stores
A poodle is probably lurking in your local grocery store, just waiting to start a family with a bag of oranges.
Jon Dawson: Two injured at adult-themed haunted house
“These boys showed up thinking ‘adult’ meant they’d be chased around by zombie strippers or something,” Burroughs said on Monday.
Jon Dawson: An open letter to Lenoir County teachers
Sometimes life gets serious, and this is one of those instances.
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