Jon Dawson: Two injured at adult-themed haunted house
Burroughs doesn’t feel responsible for the injuries suffered in her establishment.
Tag: kinston
Jon Dawson: Doctor’s office located in funeral home faces opposition
“You’ve never seen someone slim down so fast; sometimes before they even make it out of the room.
Jon Dawson: For everyone who saves plastic shopping bags
Husband injured during domestic dispute over luggage.
Jon Dawson: New grocery store features self-serve pharmacy
“Each store will feature a milking station with a Guernsey dairy cow.”
Jon Dawson: Two injured during doctor’s visit
Three children were found hiding in a chimney.
Jon Dawson is officially old
“No matter how many gallons of vitamins, Botox or penguin venom you ingest, rust never sleeps.”
Jon Dawson: Recycled floss company opens in Lenoir County
“There are three kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math and those who aren’t.”
Jon Dawson: Kinston couple lifts veil on unconventional marriage
“For the record, I have always been pro-cornbread.”
Jon Dawson: Adults are the real children in restaurants
Our grandparents made it through the Great Depression, so even the most delicate and entitled among us should be able to handle a wobbly table without calling in the National Guard.
Jon Dawson: The Hat Man of Vernon Park Mall
Grandma ate Cheetos with a fork.
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