Jon Dawson: Top employee promoted to meaningless position
“The man was lured out of the bathroom with a Dorito-flavored vape.”
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Jon Dawson: Dollar General Hospital coming to Kinston
A new Dollar General is rumored to be moving into the Jenny Lind Store building in Bucklesberry.
Jon Dawson: Kinston man questioned by RDU airport security (Bryan Hanks vacation update #1)
Inmates, gamblers and check kiters have united to support Hanks.
Jon Dawson: Local community to give out collards for Halloween
Both of our Tax Deductions have aged out of Halloween, but my friend and radio colleague Bryan Hanks still loves to dress up like Blanche from the Golden Girls and ask strangers for candy, be it Halloween or any random Thursday.
Jon Dawson: For everyone who saves plastic shopping bags
Husband injured during domestic dispute over luggage.
Jon Dawson: New grocery store features self-serve pharmacy
“Each store will feature a milking station with a Guernsey dairy cow.”
Jon Dawson is officially old
“No matter how many gallons of vitamins, Botox or penguin venom you ingest, rust never sleeps.”
Jon Dawson: Adults are the real children in restaurants
Our grandparents made it through the Great Depression, so even the most delicate and entitled among us should be able to handle a wobbly table without calling in the National Guard.
Jon Dawson: Citizen of the Year attacked by bear
Tax deductions set to build spare porch, tater box.
Jon Dawson: Bryan Hanks turns 67
“He may get winded brushing his teeth, but his spirit is still strong.”
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