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Written by Jon DawsonOctober 26, 2022

Jon Dawson: Local community to give out collards for Halloween

Both of our Tax Deductions have aged out of Halloween, but my friend and radio colleague Bryan Hanks still loves to dress up like Blanche from the Golden Girls and ask strangers for candy, be it Halloween or any random Thursday.

Written by Jon DawsonSeptember 12, 2022September 12, 2022

Jon Dawson: For everyone who saves plastic shopping bags

Husband injured during domestic dispute over luggage.

Written by Jon DawsonAugust 16, 2022August 16, 2022

Jon Dawson: New grocery store features self-serve pharmacy

“Each store will feature a milking station with a Guernsey dairy cow.”

Written by Jon DawsonJuly 24, 2022July 24, 2022

Jon Dawson is officially old

“No matter how many gallons of vitamins, Botox or penguin venom you ingest, rust never sleeps.”

Written by Jon DawsonApril 27, 2022

Jon Dawson: Adults are the real children in restaurants

Our grandparents made it through the Great Depression, so even the most delicate and entitled among us should be able to handle a wobbly table without calling in the National Guard. 

Written by Jon DawsonFebruary 28, 2022February 28, 2022

Jon Dawson: Citizen of the Year attacked by bear

Tax deductions set to build spare porch, tater box.

Written by Jon DawsonJanuary 11, 2022

Jon Dawson: Bryan Hanks turns 67

“He may get winded brushing his teeth, but his spirit is still strong.”

Written by Jon DawsonOctober 18, 2021

Jon Dawson: Halloween costume fire extinguished with collards

Emotional support condiments optional.

Written by Jon DawsonJuly 27, 2021July 27, 2021

Jon Dawson: Olympic gold medalist in dispute with local gym

Squat-thrusts are no match for pancakes.

Written by Jon DawsonJuly 6, 2021July 6, 2021

Lottery winnings divide Lenoir County couple

A promising romance has been scratched away.

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