Both of our Tax Deductions have aged out of Halloween, but my friend and radio colleague Bryan Hanks still loves to dress up like Blanche from the Golden Girls and ask strangers for candy, be it Halloween or any random Thursday.
Husband injured during domestic dispute over luggage.
“Each store will feature a milking station with a Guernsey dairy cow.”
“No matter how many gallons of vitamins, Botox or penguin venom you ingest, rust never sleeps.”
Our grandparents made it through the Great Depression, so even the most delicate and entitled among us should be able to handle a wobbly table without calling in the National Guard.
Tax deductions set to build spare porch, tater box.
“He may get winded brushing his teeth, but his spirit is still strong.”
Emotional support condiments optional.
Squat-thrusts are no match for pancakes.
A promising romance has been scratched away.
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