Husband injured during domestic dispute over luggage.
“Each store will feature a milking station with a Guernsey dairy cow.”
“No matter how many gallons of vitamins, Botox or penguin venom you ingest, rust never sleeps.”
Our grandparents made it through the Great Depression, so even the most delicate and entitled among us should be able to handle a wobbly table without calling in the National Guard.
Tax deductions set to build spare porch, tater box.
“He may get winded brushing his teeth, but his spirit is still strong.”
Emotional support condiments optional.
Squat-thrusts are no match for pancakes.
A promising romance has been scratched away.
By Jon Dawson Although this column usually has a humorous slant, a trip to the car wash turned into a 36-hour ordeal for a Bucklesberry man last weekend. Elmore Leonard, 89, of Echo Drive, Bucklesberry, told rescue personnel it all started last Friday when he mistakenly inserted a $100 bill into an automated payment machine […]