Jon Dawson is officially old
“No matter how many gallons of vitamins, Botox or penguin venom you ingest, rust never sleeps.”
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Jon Dawson: Adults are the real children in restaurants
Our grandparents made it through the Great Depression, so even the most delicate and entitled among us should be able to handle a wobbly table without calling in the National Guard.
Jon Dawson: Citizen of the Year attacked by bear
Tax deductions set to build spare porch, tater box.
Jon Dawson: Halloween costume fire extinguished with collards
Emotional support condiments optional.
Jon Dawson: Olympic gold medalist in dispute with local gym
Squat-thrusts are no match for pancakes.
Lenoir County family divided over utility bill
By Jon Dawson/Staff Writer When Madeline Weaver arrived home last Thursday she was shocked to be greeted by candlelight. “It wasn’t my birthday or wedding anniversary,” she said. “I convinced myself my husband was trying to be romantic…or at the very least, pre-apologize for something he’d done that I hadn’t found out about yet.” Not […]
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