Jon Dawson: Missing Watergate tapes found at Kinston yard sale
“If you could reset the clock on their VCR they’d buy you a Porsche.”
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Jon Dawson: Kinston couple lifts veil on unconventional marriage
“For the record, I have always been pro-cornbread.”
Jon Dawson: Tattoo parlor for pets opens in Kinston
“I’ve already had the likeness of Bryan Hanks tattooed on the bellies of my four dogs, which makes sense because the dogs and Hanks both like having their tummies scratched.”
Jon Dawson: Local teen recovering after chair attack
“I have it narrowed down to you and seven other guys.”
Jon Dawson: Star Wars series to be filmed in La Grange
George Lucas believes new series will make original Star Wars “look like a kindergarten art project”.
Jon Dawson: The Southern genius of Tim Wilson
The man could riff like Charlie Parker, turning any situation or conversation into a mild masterpiece.
Jon Dawson: Adults are the real children in restaurants
Our grandparents made it through the Great Depression, so even the most delicate and entitled among us should be able to handle a wobbly table without calling in the National Guard.
Jon Dawson: The Hat Man of Vernon Park Mall
Grandma ate Cheetos with a fork.
Jon Dawson: La Grange legend to counsel Will Smith
“I poured him a Tab and we sat at the kitchen table and talked it out.”
Jon Dawson: Customer service isn’t dead, it just smells funny
The call to customer service was less successful than Kanye West’s Oak Ridge Boys audition.
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