Jon Dawson: A Tribute to Reece Gardner

“I’m calling to ask if you’d like to appear on my television show next Tuesday.”

Jon Dawson: Mislabled collard seeds lead to spike in marijuana crop

“I tried to tell grandma collard plants shouldn’t be 12ft tall.”

“I tried to feed one of them, but it apparently mistook my arm for an after-dinner mint and went to town.”

“Paulette has cool stories about beating up Clint Eastwood and working as Kanye’s crayon sorter”.

George Lucas believes new series will make original Star Wars “look like a kindergarten art project”.

An addiction to lighter fluid brought Burroughs back home.

Author Mike Parker on his new book and upcoming signing event.

Dog’s owner held Milkbone vigil every day she was missing.

Lucille picks the corn, but will she eat it?

Fried chicken from outer space never tasted so good.