King’s barbecue-flavored chewing gum coming in March
The U.S. Military plans on dropping thousands of packs of Barbechew over the Middle East in an effort to quell unrest.
Category: humour
Jon Dawson: Woman blamed for UNC basketball woes has ties to Lenoir County
“Paulette has cool stories about beating up Clint Eastwood and working as Kanye’s crayon sorter”.
Jon Dawson: Tax Deductions, new drawers, and golf ball omelets
Whenever a hen would stop producing eggs, he’d leave an old golf ball in its nest.
Bryan Hanks to release hip-hop/country album
“Oh dear God.” – Jennifer Shrader/Elevator World Magazine
Dawson Family Letter 2022: The Tax Deductions Strike Back
She’ll be finishing her four-year degree at E.C.U., majoring in bagpiping
Jon Dawson: Ghosts of Christmas past with Tax Deductions 1 & 2
Even though TD#2 tried to split the pavement a few times she never so much as whimpered.
Jon Dawson: Is Juicy Fruit an appropriate Christmas gift?
“I need a new ice cream scoop,” she said with a straight face.
Paulette Burroughs issues Bryan Hanks-themed cologne
“I didn’t set out to find myself, I just kept forgetting where I lived.”
Group wants Christmas, Thanksgiving, and Halloween to become one holiday
“I haven’t been so mad since NBC canceled the Mandrell sisters back in ’82.”
Jon Dawson: Local community to give out collards for Halloween
Both of our Tax Deductions have aged out of Halloween, but my friend and radio colleague Bryan Hanks still loves to dress up like Blanche from the Golden Girls and ask strangers for candy, be it Halloween or any random Thursday.
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