Jon Dawson: Doctor’s office located in funeral home faces opposition
“You’ve never seen someone slim down so fast; sometimes before they even make it out of the room.
Category: humour
Jon Dawson: For everyone who saves plastic shopping bags
Husband injured during domestic dispute over luggage.
Jon Dawson: Remembering the Beef Barn in Kinston
It was the first time I’d ever seen a ceramic plate buckle.
Jon Dawson: New grocery store features self-serve pharmacy
“Each store will feature a milking station with a Guernsey dairy cow.”
Jon Dawson: Two injured during doctor’s visit
Three children were found hiding in a chimney.
Jon Dawson is officially old
“No matter how many gallons of vitamins, Botox or penguin venom you ingest, rust never sleeps.”
Jon Dawson: Recycled floss company opens in Lenoir County
“There are three kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math and those who aren’t.”
Jon Dawson: Missing Watergate tapes found at Kinston yard sale
“If you could reset the clock on their VCR they’d buy you a Porsche.”
Jon Dawson: Kinston couple lifts veil on unconventional marriage
“For the record, I have always been pro-cornbread.”
Jon Dawson: Tattoo parlor for pets opens in Kinston
“I’ve already had the likeness of Bryan Hanks tattooed on the bellies of my four dogs, which makes sense because the dogs and Hanks both like having their tummies scratched.”
The Bucklesberry Gazette 