Rep. Chris Humphrey to propose cell phone legislation

By Jon Dawson It had been a long day for Jonathan Massey, 32, of Hookerton. A report he’d been working on for a week was deleted by his computer during its 37th update of the week. His dog chewed up all of his Slim Whitman albums, and he found out the entertainment at this year’s office […]

Lenoir County dog to be featured on new show

By Jon Dawson The Bucklesberry Gazette in association with Jon Dawson and his Tax Deductions are proud to announce their first television project, “Will Lucille Eat It?” “It’s a simple idea,” said Tax Deducion #1. “Food will be presented to our dog Lucille to see if she’ll eat it. We’re pretty sure she’s part goat, […]

Vape lounge for dogs coming to Kinston

By Jon Dawson One of the most controversial subjects of recent memory is the practice of vaping, which the Google machine defines as “the inhaling of a vapor created by an electronic cigarette that is filled with a liquid that usually contains nicotine, flavorings, and chemicals”. For better or worse vaping is now commonplace, and a […]

Bucklesberry man trapped in car wash for 36 hours

By Jon Dawson Although this column usually has a humorous slant, a trip to the car wash turned into a 36-hour ordeal for a Bucklesberry man last weekend. Elmore Leonard, 89, of Echo Drive, Bucklesberry, told rescue personnel it all started last Friday when he mistakenly inserted a $100 bill into an automated payment machine […]

Jon Dawson: Tax Deduction #2 turns 11

Last week our beloved Tax Deduction #2 turned 11, but if you knew her it’d be tough to tell. Why? Because she doesn’t need something as trivial as a birthday to give her reason to wear a party hat. TD#2 is an entertainer first and foremost. Every activity she takes part in – no matter […]