Jon Dawson: Remembering the Beef Barn in Kinston
It was the first time I’d ever seen a ceramic plate buckle.
It was the first time I’d ever seen a ceramic plate buckle.
“Each store will feature a milking station with a Guernsey dairy cow.”
Three children were found hiding in a chimney.
“No matter how many gallons of vitamins, Botox or penguin venom you ingest, rust never sleeps.”
“There are three kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math and those who aren’t.”
“If you could reset the clock on their VCR they’d buy you a Porsche.”
“For the record, I have always been pro-cornbread.”
“I’ve already had the likeness of Bryan Hanks tattooed on the bellies of my four dogs, which makes sense because the dogs and Hanks both like having their tummies scratched.”
“I have it narrowed down to you and seven other guys.”
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