Jon Dawson: The Southern genius of Tim Wilson
The man could riff like Charlie Parker, turning any situation or conversation into a mild masterpiece.
Jon Dawson: Adults are the real children in restaurants
Our grandparents made it through the Great Depression, so even the most delicate and entitled among us should be able to handle a wobbly table without calling in the National Guard.
Jon Dawson: The Hat Man of Vernon Park Mall
Grandma ate Cheetos with a fork.
Jon Dawson: La Grange legend to counsel Will Smith
“I poured him a Tab and we sat at the kitchen table and talked it out.”
Jon Dawson: Customer service isn’t dead, it just smells funny
The call to customer service was less successful than Kanye West’s Oak Ridge Boys audition.
Jon Dawson: Emergency law would lower highway speed limit to 25
The emergency bill is expected to be on the president’s desk by Friday.
Jon Dawson: Audio of controversial Coach K interview surfaces
Sources say the coach was not hiding from Tommy Amaker during Feb. 18th disappearance against Wake Forest.
Jon Dawson: Drug dogs search newspaper staff
Newspaper editor misspells the word “typo”.
Jon Dawson: Citizen of the Year attacked by bear
Tax deductions set to build spare porch, tater box.
Jon Dawson: Local man in critical condition after buffet visit
This would be the only meal the children would have for days.
The Bucklesberry Gazette 