Jon Dawson: Stop leaving the house in your pajamas
“The scratching sound generated by people not picking up their feet confuses the birds and interrupts their migration.”
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Jon Dawson: Two injured at adult-themed haunted house
“These boys showed up thinking ‘adult’ meant they’d be chased around by zombie strippers or something,” Burroughs said on Monday.
Jon Dawson: An open letter to Lenoir County teachers
Sometimes life gets serious, and this is one of those instances.
Jon Dawson: Kinston potholes at the center of fraud allegations
“Inside the bag was a sleeping bag, flashlight, a pack of Nabs, French Army knife, a partially eaten pork chop sandwich, and an 8-track copy of Super Freak by Rick James.”
Jon Dawson: Vernon Park Mall to become nation’s largest truck stop
“We’re not going to have any Lot Lizards roaming around out here.”
Jon Dawson: Optometrist visit causes wedding cancelation
“I couldn’t figure out why two people who don’t work at night needed so many blackout curtains.”
Jon Dawson: Dollar General Hospital coming to Kinston
A new Dollar General is rumored to be moving into the Jenny Lind Store building in Bucklesberry.
Jon Dawson: Mislabled collard seeds lead to spike in marijuana crop
“I tried to tell grandma collard plants shouldn’t be 12ft tall.”
Jon Dawson: Toe wrestling is ruining social media
Does anyone here long for the good old days when no one really knew anything about anyone else?
Jon Dawson: Local community to give out collards for Halloween
Both of our Tax Deductions have aged out of Halloween, but my friend and radio colleague Bryan Hanks still loves to dress up like Blanche from the Golden Girls and ask strangers for candy, be it Halloween or any random Thursday.
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