Jon Dawson: Anti-outburst vaccine approved for graduation ceremonies
“It’s morally wrong to force me to take a drug that forces me to act like I have some sense,” Danvers said.
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Jon Dawson: Mislabled collard seeds lead to spike in marijuana crop
“I tried to tell grandma collard plants shouldn’t be 12ft tall.”
Jon Dawson: Man loses wedding ring in duck attack
“I tried to feed one of them, but it apparently mistook my arm for an after-dinner mint and went to town.”
Bryan Hanks to release hip-hop/country album
“Oh dear God.” – Jennifer Shrader/Elevator World Magazine
Dawson Family Letter 2022: The Tax Deductions Strike Back
She’ll be finishing her four-year degree at E.C.U., majoring in bagpiping
Jon Dawson: Local community to give out collards for Halloween
Both of our Tax Deductions have aged out of Halloween, but my friend and radio colleague Bryan Hanks still loves to dress up like Blanche from the Golden Girls and ask strangers for candy, be it Halloween or any random Thursday.
Jon Dawson: Two injured at adult-themed haunted house
Burroughs doesn’t feel responsible for the injuries suffered in her establishment.
Jon Dawson: Guy Fieri to film at local gas station
With “fast food” giving way to “eventual food”, I see gas stations becoming the next hipster hangout. Couples will be dressing up and heading to their local Sheetz or Circle K for supper.
Jon Dawson: Doctor’s office located in funeral home faces opposition
“You’ve never seen someone slim down so fast; sometimes before they even make it out of the room.
Jon Dawson: For everyone who saves plastic shopping bags
Husband injured during domestic dispute over luggage.
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