Jon Dawson is officially old
“No matter how many gallons of vitamins, Botox or penguin venom you ingest, rust never sleeps.”
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Jon Dawson: Recycled floss company opens in Lenoir County
“There are three kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math and those who aren’t.”
Jon Dawson: Kinston couple lifts veil on unconventional marriage
“For the record, I have always been pro-cornbread.”
Jon Dawson: Adults are the real children in restaurants
Our grandparents made it through the Great Depression, so even the most delicate and entitled among us should be able to handle a wobbly table without calling in the National Guard.
Jon Dawson: Emergency law would lower highway speed limit to 25
The emergency bill is expected to be on the president’s desk by Friday.
Jon Dawson: Audio of controversial Coach K interview surfaces
Sources say the coach was not hiding from Tommy Amaker during Feb. 18th disappearance against Wake Forest.
Jon Dawson: Drug dogs search newspaper staff
Newspaper editor misspells the word “typo”.
Jon Dawson: Local man in critical condition after buffet visit
This would be the only meal the children would have for days.
Hot grits for frozen pipes
It almost worked.
Jon Dawson: Bryan Hanks turns 67
“He may get winded brushing his teeth, but his spirit is still strong.”
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