Jon Dawson: Mislabled collard seeds lead to spike in marijuana crop

“I tried to tell grandma collard plants shouldn’t be 12ft tall.”

Jon Dawson: Toe wrestling is ruining social media

Does anyone here long for the good old days when no one really knew anything about anyone else?

“I tried to feed one of them, but it apparently mistook my arm for an after-dinner mint and went to town.”

The U.S. Military plans on dropping thousands of packs of Barbechew over the Middle East in an effort to quell unrest.

“Paulette has cool stories about beating up Clint Eastwood and working as Kanye’s crayon sorter”.

Mike Watt, Benjy Johnson, Scotty Irving and Kawabata Makoto birth a bouncing ball of beautiful noise.

Whenever a hen would stop producing eggs, he’d leave an old golf ball in its nest.

“Oh dear God.” – Jennifer Shrader/Elevator World Magazine

She’ll be finishing her four-year degree at E.C.U., majoring in bagpiping

Even though TD#2 tried to split the pavement a few times she never so much as whimpered.