Jon Dawson: Tattoo parlor for pets opens in Kinston
“I’ve already had the likeness of Bryan Hanks tattooed on the bellies of my four dogs, which makes sense because the dogs and Hanks both like having their tummies scratched.”
“I’ve already had the likeness of Bryan Hanks tattooed on the bellies of my four dogs, which makes sense because the dogs and Hanks both like having their tummies scratched.”
“I have it narrowed down to you and seven other guys.”
Newspaper editor misspells the word “typo”.
It almost worked.
“He may get winded brushing his teeth, but his spirit is still strong.”
Each pillow serves six.
Brian North’s Aqua Velveeta is a holiday favorite.
Passailaigue named Person of the Year by Office Equipment Illustrated.
Morgan’s career cut short by buffet injury.
Customer wrote his last will and testament in lipstick on the perfume counter.