Jon Dawson: Optometrist visit causes wedding cancelation
“I couldn’t figure out why two people who don’t work at night needed so many blackout curtains.”
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Jon Dawson: Dollar General Hospital coming to Kinston
A new Dollar General is rumored to be moving into the Jenny Lind Store building in Bucklesberry.
Jon Dawson: Kinston man questioned by RDU airport security (Bryan Hanks vacation update #1)
Inmates, gamblers and check kiters have united to support Hanks.
Jon Dawson: Local community to give out collards for Halloween
Both of our Tax Deductions have aged out of Halloween, but my friend and radio colleague Bryan Hanks still loves to dress up like Blanche from the Golden Girls and ask strangers for candy, be it Halloween or any random Thursday.
Jon Dawson: Two injured at adult-themed haunted house
Burroughs doesn’t feel responsible for the injuries suffered in her establishment.
Jon Dawson: Doctor’s office located in funeral home faces opposition
“You’ve never seen someone slim down so fast; sometimes before they even make it out of the room.
Jon Dawson: For everyone who saves plastic shopping bags
Husband injured during domestic dispute over luggage.
Jon Dawson: New grocery store features self-serve pharmacy
“Each store will feature a milking station with a Guernsey dairy cow.”
Jon Dawson: Two injured during doctor’s visit
Three children were found hiding in a chimney.
Jon Dawson is officially old
“No matter how many gallons of vitamins, Botox or penguin venom you ingest, rust never sleeps.”
The Bucklesberry Gazette 