Jon Dawson: Man loses wedding ring in duck attack
“I tried to feed one of them, but it apparently mistook my arm for an after-dinner mint and went to town.”
Tag: td#1
Jon Dawson: Tax Deductions, new drawers, and golf ball omelets
Whenever a hen would stop producing eggs, he’d leave an old golf ball in its nest.
Dawson Family Letter 2022: The Tax Deductions Strike Back
She’ll be finishing her four-year degree at E.C.U., majoring in bagpiping
Jon Dawson: Ghosts of Christmas past with Tax Deductions 1 & 2
Even though TD#2 tried to split the pavement a few times she never so much as whimpered.
Jon Dawson: Local community to give out collards for Halloween
Both of our Tax Deductions have aged out of Halloween, but my friend and radio colleague Bryan Hanks still loves to dress up like Blanche from the Golden Girls and ask strangers for candy, be it Halloween or any random Thursday.
Jon Dawson: Local teen recovering after chair attack
“I have it narrowed down to you and seven other guys.”
Hot grits for frozen pipes
It almost worked.
Jon Dawson: How do stores exist without employees?
Customer wrote his last will and testament in lipstick on the perfume counter.
Jon Dawson: Halloween costume fire extinguished with collards
Emotional support condiments optional.
Jon Dawson: Reboot of hit 1970s show being filmed in Bucklesberry
Man who lost sheet of tobacco vanished without a trace
The Bucklesberry Gazette 