Whenever a hen would stop producing eggs, he’d leave an old golf ball in its nest.
She’ll be finishing her four-year degree at E.C.U., majoring in bagpiping
Even though TD#2 tried to split the pavement a few times she never so much as whimpered.
Both of our Tax Deductions have aged out of Halloween, but my friend and radio colleague Bryan Hanks still loves to dress up like Blanche from the Golden Girls and ask strangers for candy, be it Halloween or any random Thursday.
“I have it narrowed down to you and seven other guys.”
It almost worked.
Customer wrote his last will and testament in lipstick on the perfume counter.
Emotional support condiments optional.
Man who lost sheet of tobacco vanished without a trace
The Nestle ice cream bar incident led to a three-month stay in juvie.