Jon Dawson: Bryan Hanks and Richard Clark are getting married

“Wouldn’t those be some pretty puppies?”

Jon Dawson: Bryan Hanks vacation update #2

Hanks is scheduled to join Sarah Palin as a celebrity judge.

Inmates, gamblers and check kiters have united to support Hanks.

Representatives from the Americana Cable Network asked if I’d be interested in having a show based on my real life.

Paramedics made their way to the parent behind me who yelled himself into a coma.

“It’s morally wrong to force me to take a drug that forces me to act like I have some sense,” Danvers said.

“I’m calling to ask if you’d like to appear on my television show next Tuesday.”

Costner shares a birthday with La Grange-based writer.

“The third guy at our table was lucky enough to have a sinus infection.”

“I tried to tell grandma collard plants shouldn’t be 12ft tall.”