Community holds vigil for Jonathan Massey
Massey is currently living off of baby food.
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Jon Dawson: Kinston man blamed for flea infestation at amusement park
If you follow radio host Bryan Hanks on social media, you know he’s a Renaissance man. Hanks has the largest collection of Golden Girls memorabilia on the eastern seaboard, and he’s been in Disney World for the past week – which rumor has it isn’t hot or crowded this time of year. Accompanying Hanks on his […]
Rep. Chris Humphrey to propose cell phone legislation
By Jon Dawson It had been a long day for Jonathan Massey, 32, of Hookerton. A report he’d been working on for a week was deleted by his computer during its 37th update of the week. His dog chewed up all of his Slim Whitman albums, and he found out the entertainment at this year’s office […]
Vape lounge for dogs coming to Kinston
By Jon Dawson One of the most controversial subjects of recent memory is the practice of vaping, which the Google machine defines as “the inhaling of a vapor created by an electronic cigarette that is filled with a liquid that usually contains nicotine, flavorings, and chemicals”. For better or worse vaping is now commonplace, and a […]
Jon Dawson: Gender-reveal party used to scam Greene County grandma
Last Saturday The Wife and I attended a gender-reveal party in Hookerton, although Google Maps interpreted “Hugo Road” as “Hugo Church Road” and we nearly ended up in Ontario. In case you don’t know, Jonathan Massey and I are contributors to the Bryan Hanks Radio Show (see the ad below). Regular listeners to the program […]
Jon Dawson: Kinston men wanted for theft in Atlanta
Chris Lavender, Jonathan Massey, Bryan Hanks and Darrell Hanks. / Photo by Ted Turner Last Thursday four men piled into a rental car and set out for the great unknown. The men — radio host Bryan Hanks, his brother Darrell Hanks, newspaper journalist Chris Lavender and the only North Carolinian to ever fail an emissions […]
Jon Dawson: Brian North opens salon for dogs and their owners
Tax Deduction #2 and her dog Lucille getting haircuts at Brian North’s Dip ‘N Clip in La Grange. / Photo by Bucklesberry Gazette Staff You know him as the guy who keeps the lights on over at WCTI. Soon, you’ll know him as the man who perms your poodle. As a sportscaster, he’s covered more […]
Jon Dawson: Bryan Hanks to refurbish local relic
Photo by Bryan Hanks / The Bucklesberry Gazette In 1984 a grand restoration effort began that would eventually restore the Statue of Liberty to her former glory. Such effort hadn’t gone into restoring a French beauty since Sophia Loren auditioned for the part of Bella Swan in the Twilight series. Although Lenoir County doesn’t have […]
Jon Dawson: Bryan Hanks turns 66
Bryan Hanks (left) with a pre-makeup David Letterman / Photo By Jonathan Massey By Jon Dawson/Staff Writer Jan. 12, 1955, is a day that will live in infamy, for that is the day that radio host/Golden Girls Reenactment Coordinator Bryan Bartholomew Hanks was born in Thurmond, N.C. The young Hanks has been described as a […]
Lenoir County family divided over utility bill
By Jon Dawson/Staff Writer When Madeline Weaver arrived home last Thursday she was shocked to be greeted by candlelight. “It wasn’t my birthday or wedding anniversary,” she said. “I convinced myself my husband was trying to be romantic…or at the very least, pre-apologize for something he’d done that I hadn’t found out about yet.” Not […]
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