Jon Dawson: Bryan Hanks vacation update #2

Hanks is scheduled to join Sarah Palin as a celebrity judge.

Jon Dawson: La Grange man subject of new cable reality show

Representatives from the Americana Cable Network asked if I’d be interested in having a show based on my real life.

Paramedics made their way to the parent behind me who yelled himself into a coma.

“It’s morally wrong to force me to take a drug that forces me to act like I have some sense,” Danvers said.

“I’m calling to ask if you’d like to appear on my television show next Tuesday.”

Costner shares a birthday with La Grange-based writer.

“The third guy at our table was lucky enough to have a sinus infection.”

“I tried to tell grandma collard plants shouldn’t be 12ft tall.”

Does anyone here long for the good old days when no one really knew anything about anyone else?

“I tried to feed one of them, but it apparently mistook my arm for an after-dinner mint and went to town.”