Jon Dawson: An open letter to Lenoir County teachers
Sometimes life gets serious, and this is one of those instances.
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Jon Dawson: Vernon Park Mall to become nation’s largest truck stop
“We’re not going to have any Lot Lizards roaming around out here.”
Jon Dawson: Optometrist visit causes wedding cancelation
“I couldn’t figure out why two people who don’t work at night needed so many blackout curtains.”
Jon Dawson: Bryan Hanks and Richard Clark are getting married
“Wouldn’t those be some pretty puppies?”
Jon Dawson: Ghosts of Christmas past with Tax Deductions 1 & 2
Even though TD#2 tried to split the pavement a few times she never so much as whimpered.
Paulette Burroughs issues Bryan Hanks-themed cologne
“I didn’t set out to find myself, I just kept forgetting where I lived.”
Group wants Christmas, Thanksgiving, and Halloween to become one holiday
“I haven’t been so mad since NBC canceled the Mandrell sisters back in ’82.”
Jon Dawson: Local community to give out collards for Halloween
Both of our Tax Deductions have aged out of Halloween, but my friend and radio colleague Bryan Hanks still loves to dress up like Blanche from the Golden Girls and ask strangers for candy, be it Halloween or any random Thursday.
Jon Dawson: Guy Fieri to film at local gas station
With “fast food” giving way to “eventual food”, I see gas stations becoming the next hipster hangout. Couples will be dressing up and heading to their local Sheetz or Circle K for supper.
Jon Dawson: Tattoo parlor for pets opens in Kinston
“I’ve already had the likeness of Bryan Hanks tattooed on the bellies of my four dogs, which makes sense because the dogs and Hanks both like having their tummies scratched.”
The Bucklesberry Gazette 