Jon Dawson: Kinston potholes at the center of fraud allegations
“Inside the bag was a sleeping bag, flashlight, a pack of Nabs, French Army knife, a partially eaten pork chop sandwich, and an 8-track copy of Super Freak by Rick James.”
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Jon Dawson: Vernon Park Mall to become nation’s largest truck stop
“We’re not going to have any Lot Lizards roaming around out here.”
Jon Dawson: Optometrist visit causes wedding cancelation
“I couldn’t figure out why two people who don’t work at night needed so many blackout curtains.”
Jon Dawson: Dollar General Hospital coming to Kinston
A new Dollar General is rumored to be moving into the Jenny Lind Store building in Bucklesberry.
Jon Dawson: Bryan Hanks and Richard Clark are getting married
“Wouldn’t those be some pretty puppies?”
Jon Dawson: Bryan Hanks vacation update #2
Hanks is scheduled to join Sarah Palin as a celebrity judge.
Jon Dawson: Kinston man questioned by RDU airport security (Bryan Hanks vacation update #1)
Inmates, gamblers and check kiters have united to support Hanks.
Jon Dawson: TD#1 graduates high school
Paramedics made their way to the parent behind me who yelled himself into a coma.
Jon Dawson: Anti-outburst vaccine approved for graduation ceremonies
“It’s morally wrong to force me to take a drug that forces me to act like I have some sense,” Danvers said.
Jon Dawson: Mislabled collard seeds lead to spike in marijuana crop
“I tried to tell grandma collard plants shouldn’t be 12ft tall.”
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