Jon Dawson: Two injured during doctor’s visit
Three children were found hiding in a chimney.
Three children were found hiding in a chimney.
“No matter how many gallons of vitamins, Botox or penguin venom you ingest, rust never sleeps.”
“There are three kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math and those who aren’t.”
“For the record, I have always been pro-cornbread.”
Our grandparents made it through the Great Depression, so even the most delicate and entitled among us should be able to handle a wobbly table without calling in the National Guard.
Grandma ate Cheetos with a fork.
The emergency bill is expected to be on the president’s desk by Friday.
Sources say the coach was not hiding from Tommy Amaker during Feb. 18th disappearance against Wake Forest.
Newspaper editor misspells the word “typo”.
Tax deductions set to build spare porch, tater box.